Core Stats#

• Creativity: 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ (9/10)
  Greg’s boundless imagination fuels his dystopian worlds and bizarre narratives. Cosmic horror? Check. Surreal mascots? Double-check.

• Technical Expertise: 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ (8/10)
  A master of mechanical engineering, Blender wizardry, and Python sorcery. His realm is where machine precision meets artistic chaos.

• Problem Solving: 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ (8/10)
  Years of engine repair and tech innovation forged an ability to troubleshoot anything—from leaky engines to interdimensional plot holes.

• Endurance: 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 (10/10)
  Endless hours of filmmaking, physical torture, and reading the Mahabharata have earned Greg indomitable physical and mental stamina. No project too long; no reality too warped.

• Storytelling Aura: 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ (9/10)
  Radiates mystique, melancholy, and intrigue. Conversations feel like lore drops in an open-world RPG.

Inventory#

• Legendary Blender of Creation: Tool of ultimate animation and storytelling finesse. Capable of rendering surreal timelines with cinematic intensity.
• Zeiss Flektogon Vintage Prime lens 35mm f2.4 M42 mount with speedbooster - Mint Condition
• Lav Mic of Clarity: Ensures crisp sound, even in the noisiest multiverse crossovers.
• Zoom H4n Pro (Broken Relic): The once-mighty artifact now awaiting resurrection.
• Infinite Dip Sauce Vial: A nod to Greg’s Mega Meal universe - possibly sentient, probably cursed.
• Toolkit of Mechanical Mastery: A collection of wrenches, diagnostic trouble guides, and metaphors from Greg’s 23-year tenure in the mechanical realm.

Abilities & Skills#

Filmmaking Mastery: Directs and produces surreal films that blur reality. From Cable TV to YouTube, his creations echo across different realities.

Cosmic Horror Architect: Builds worlds drenched in mystery, where processed food becomes the harbinger of interdimensional terror.

AI Animation Sorcerer: Channels AI-powered effects into projects, being the ultimate architect of his own desires without sacrificing creative freedom.

Mechanical Insight: Years of technical problem-solving provide Greg with unparalleled durability and adaptability.

Narrative Weaving: Writes episodic, fragmented tales like a pulp fiction bard—each story a cryptic glimpse into larger-than-life worlds.

Notable Quests#

• Mega Meal: Chronicles a dystopian future where sentient fast-food mascots guard dark secrets. Will the protagonist, (redacted), uncover the truth?
• Untitled: A Cosmic Horror blend of timelines, sirens, and symbolic visuals exploring loss and destiny.
• DNDIY: Short for do-not-do-it-yourself, its the original vintage series Greg held the mantle for, and the proving ground of his skills today.
• Merkin’s Alternate Universe: Experimental website theme inspired by a cosmic entity - unlock dark realities with a mere mode switch.
• Dystopian IRL Building of Things: The ongoing battle against decay and existential dread.

Faction Relationships#

The Film Enthusiasts’ Guild: Revered. Greg’s blend of cyberpunk, westerns, and horror attracts fans seeking storytelling beyond the stars.

The Order of the Open Signal: Respected. His work resonates with those yearning for bygone eras and alternate realities.

ComfyUI Developers: Allies. Greg’s experiments with stabilization and AI animation contribute to the ever-evolving tech.

Traits & Quirks#

• Melancholy Visionary: Finds beauty in the dark and eerie, creating narratives that evoke profound nostalgia.
• Builder of Lore: Lives in a multiverse of interconnected timelines, cosmic gods, and cursed hamburgers.
• Persistent Idealist: Believes in lifting others - especially those navigating difficult circumstances - with empathy and creativity.

Personal Life#

Marital Bond: Partnered to April Aster, a guiding force and shinning light in a dark void. Their relationship is the anchor in Greg’s multiversal explorations.

Hobbies: Reading folk tales and mythology, building furniture, Running through dimensions (or real-life), beating machines, petting cats, and contemplating trucking as a side quest.

Future Objectives#

• Post more: Provide sneak peeks, musings, and cosmic insights.
• Collaborative Ventures: Always seeking new adventurers to join the storytelling party.
• Expand the Multiverse: From dark-themed universes to surreal narrative spaces, the journey continues.

Join My Party#

Looking to collaborate on storytelling ventures or explore the multiverse together?

Contact below.